Make no doubt about it. Most of you will not fancy me. Of this I am certain. Though you are always welcome towards me -unless of course you stink. What concerns me now is the proclamation of our calling. Amongst us we are few. If you will recall our solemn oath carried forth from the loin and bosom...or perhaps it was the feet and shoulders..? In any event, our heritage predisposes our standing to be considered privilege. It is, therefore, now the hour of trial in which we shall determine our brow and story before the jeering eye of those pug-nosed pussy-footers. Be forewarned -do not try and make sense of the senseless. Do not flute your tootle before it is blowficient. Do not...Ok. Just know that your courage will deliver you safe passage through [insert something inspiring here...but not too sappy]...After which time we shall partake in the midday's brunch and perhaps exhibit a good showing at table tennis too. I await our gathering tomorrow evening also knowing you require time to place your affairs in order. I have retained the services of Phineas J. Plum to coordinate our coordinates. I trust in your goodness, knowing you will firmly and promptly arrive in a spirited manner. What say you? Diggy Do?

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